Sunday, October 18, 2009

Power to the pumpkin!

There are some Halloween treats in store for the Jonesville and Richmond communities. Direct from Island HQ, expect big progress and policy updates this week and next.

Your hint...in the words of my personal savior, Sarah Palin: "drill, baby, drill!"

Also, everyone has been asking to see Island HQ...well here it is...and yes, that is an air strip...heavily fortified with knotweed punji sticks, mutant milfoil, and rabid zebra mussels.


Let's see how many more trespass notices I can rack up with this post...remember, in Richmond, creativity is a CRIME! Don't believe me? Contact Mary "The Hooligan" Houle or private security contractor Sarah "I want a new review, too!" Messier.
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10 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 19, 2009 at 9:08 AM

    What, no nuclear reactor?

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  2. AnonymousOctober 19, 2009 at 9:14 AM

    Will I ever be able to buy a six pack of Long Trail at the LTCM? By Christmas? Ever?

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  3. AnonymousOctober 19, 2009 at 9:44 AM

    I can loan you a few lightly armored amphibious vehicles (powered by AA batteries) - and a support platoon highly trained frog soldiers outfitted with green light sabers. Perfect "tip-of-the-spear" type guys.

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  4. Long Trail Community MarketOctober 19, 2009 at 12:42 PM

    I see any number of local six pack options in your future!

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  5. AnonymousOctober 20, 2009 at 5:48 PM

    pretty sure I heard something about an Iranian Uranium buyer's association to be located at Island HQ...ahhhh, snap...your blog just got tagged by the pentagon

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  6. Long Trail Community MarketOctober 20, 2009 at 6:05 PM

    Goddammit! We weren't going to announce that part of the project until we concluded talks with Entergy Nuclear! Time to send in the I.A.E.A.

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  7. AnonymousOctober 20, 2009 at 6:17 PM

    maybe the RTPD is willing to share those wiretaps they have on your store?

    that's right, don't be fooled by that van full of flea market junk...it's a steakout!!!

    bad boys...bad boys, watcha gonna do...watcha gonna do when they come for you

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  8. Long Trail Community MarketOctober 20, 2009 at 8:53 PM

    Late news breaking!!!

    With the Chief still considering his options, Richmond's selectboard has turned over the occupation of Richmond to a Blackwater subsidiary. Headed locally by hero of the republic and beloved union organizer, Mary Houle, and mercenary for hire, Sarah Messier; the pair has been tasked to round up anyone under the age of 40, all democrat and progressive voters...and nudists...for immediate detention at several black sites in and around the foothills of Robbins Mountain.

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  9. AnonymousOctober 21, 2009 at 9:09 AM

    that's right, I said steakout, grab the BBQ!

    or wait...maybe what I meant to say about HQ was...all your base are belong to us...

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  10. AnonymousOctober 23, 2009 at 3:02 PM

    Well well well, what great news! Drill away and don't forget to consider an underground passage to island HQ while you are at it...can't be too safe.

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